Get a shillelagh. Has a nice knob on the end for whacking. My husband was able to take his into the courthouse and to visit a prisoner in jail. Yours might be considered a weapon
Well, yeah. The over-the-top-ness is the point. (:
When you are looking to get on your feet again after being struck down by something that has robbed you of the ability to walk, one can sometimes overcompensate for that life change with excessive accessorization. That’s my excuse for it, and for, well, a couple others that are more for *having* than for *using*. :D
My advice to Joe now that he has joined the ranks of Gentlemen with Canes. 
Get a shillelagh. Has a nice knob on the end for whacking. My husband was able to take his into the courthouse and to visit a prisoner in jail. Yours might be considered a weapon
Well, yeah. The over-the-top-ness is the point. (:
When you are looking to get on your feet again after being struck down by something that has robbed you of the ability to walk, one can sometimes overcompensate for that life change with excessive accessorization. That’s my excuse for it, and for, well, a couple others that are more for *having* than for *using*. :D