Classy Dames: Olympia SG1 and Husqvarna 6430 @ myoldtypewriter 
Currently in the earholes: 
Joe mentioned that “Chicken Pants” would be a good band name, which reminded me that I recently saw this photo and thought that “Orangutan Umbrella” would be a good band name. :D
I am pleased that I am pulling you closer and closer to the dark side (sewing machines).
“Chicken Pants” is a great band name! And personal insult to throw around!
The thought of a sewing machine has occurred to me before, for making arm sleeves for Afghan Box Cameras and other photographic oddities. But it has passed my mind that I’d quickly end up with two dozen sewing machines further cluttering my home.
Yeah, that vision of a houseful of sewing machines gives me hesitation too.
I’ll see your “Chicken Pants” band name and raise you one “Orangutan Umbrella” (see above). :D