Reports from the Field Mission, scanned on phone. Not ideal, but it works in a pinch.. 
Rain. This is a thing I’ve seen where I come from. It’s infrequent, but I know it exists 
So, this “Snow” thing actually exists – confirmed! It’s like rain, but doesn’t get you wet as fast as rain does, and it makes everything look like it’s covered in cocaine. 
It’s *everywhere*!
Glad to see you’re still typecasting while on your mission.
Snort enough of that white stuff it’ll make yer nose go numb.
There’s something special about a visit with an already supplied typewriter. Snow? We don’t get that in Michigan, We get many inches of white fluffy rain.