This strange thing came in a recent airdrop from Girl 1, and illustrates how putting a picture of a cat doing something cute on packaging will extract impulse cash from certain cat people. A cat brushing its own teeth? That’s enough to compel our shopper to buy a card with 3 plain old sticks zip-tied to it (not 4, like the card says.) Now, aside from being unclear on whether these sticks are Raspberry or Silvervine, and not at all being coated in catnip oil, who the heck ever heard of a cat chewing a stick? At best you’ll get them to bat ’em around until they get lost under the couch, but never, ever will a cat chew a stick. In a cruel irony, one of our cats came to us needing half its teeth pulled anyway, so I dunno what she expected *him* to do with a stick. 