Suggested Implementation: 
You gonna need a box. Plain on the outside, tasty on the inside! 
Mmm, yummy! Mission folder, Cassette Tape and Agent Log Scroll ensconced in hand-crafted padded satin bed. 
Insist on genuine MunkTone(tm) Instant Loading Tape Cassette! Available at participating Western Auto stores for a limited time. 
Gilt-edged, wax-sealed Mission Folder containing Mission Instructions for Participating Agents. 
Currently in the earholes.
Being a Tape Pals Agent has changed my life — for the better!
Like the box says: “Results You Can FEEL!” :D
“Does what it says on the tin”…. Also, a plush handcrafted satin lining? What unimaginable luxury! -Mitchell
Don’t worry – I’ll be upgrading our box next round too. (:
New and improved! Ask for it by name; at your participating MunkTone dealer. Which I’m guessing, would be you! :) -Mitchell
Amazing.